What do you know...well, girls fish too
We're just as good - we break taboos
And we haul our nets like any man
Who treads the tides of the ocean ...blue
Tough but glam, an all-girls crew,
We're out on the waves in the Stacey Andrews,
Taming the raging main,
Fishing the fish and back again.

And the mermaids cry
"Oh for the days when
Men got drowned
Where are the men?"
"Sexy bones!" cries Davey Jones
"Hey, just locker banter" says Davey Jones
And we sing
When we're fishing...

In our fur-lined oilskins and scarlet britches
Ribboned wellies with pretty stitches
We're all sizes, from big to titches
We're all nice, no room for...boring...
Tough but glam, an all-girls crew
We're out on the waves in the Stacey Andrews
Taming the raging main
Fishing the fish and back again

And the mermaids cry
"Oh for the days when
Men got drowned
Where are the men?"
"Sexy bones!" cries Davey Jones
"Hey, just locker banter" says Davey Jones
And we sing
When we're fishing...

Vegan smoothies to ward off scurvy
Nice sea air to keep us healthy
Gold plated bucket for the necessary
But we're not vain, the fish our...priority
Tough but glam, an all-girls crew
We're out on the waves in the Stacey Andrews
Taming the raging main
Fishing the fish and back again

And the mermaids cry
"Oh for the days when
Men got drowned
Where are the men?"
"Sexy bones!" cries Davey Jones
"Hey, just locker banter" says Davey Jones
And we sing
When we're fishing...