I met a bear in the woods today
He saw my guitar and I heard him say
'I gotta song, so don't just stand there, play!'

He said
'I'm a grizzly, just bear with me,
...dude
Call me Mr Big or you'll be
...food

I fish I swim I crap
I take a nap
I climb a tree I mate
I hibernate

What you see is what you get
...and then some
Gotta great fur coat, I'm a bruin-ette
...awesome

I eat berries, have a slash
Eat trash (it comes in cans!)
I roll in mud, squash a flea
I write poetry
for example 'Flea, flea, why bite me?
Bear, bear, because you're there'

...Beautiful.

Instrumental

I'm a simple soul, you know that
...durr
A hairy metal fan with a lotta
...fur
It's the grind, the punch the riffs, the power, the speed
...the (roar) despair
The sensory equivalent of
...bear!

Well, I kept playing guitar, I thought it wise,
I even started to harmonise,
Which I have to say took the bear by surprise...
He said
'Don't go pushing your luck
...sweetie
I get hungry, you look
...meaty

In the rocky rolly mountains
...I go for runs
I sometimes go for walks
...and listen to
...Teddy Talks

So don't give me grief. Don't take the ...piss
I'm Ursus Arctos ...Horribilis

I met a bear in the woods today
He saw my guitar and I heard him say
'I gotta song, don't just stand there, play!'

He said
'I'm a grizzly, just bear with me
...dude
Lucky for you I was in a
...singing mood'